10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers