10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Welcome to kicker school
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.