10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Welcome to kicker school
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."