10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.