10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow