10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it