10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.