10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."