10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester