10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Welcome to kicker school
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..