10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright