10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Welcome to kicker school