10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.