10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.