10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves