10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.