10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson