10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel