10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..