10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"