10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.