10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright