10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus