10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!