10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"