10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is for loners.