10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.