10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.