10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament