10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker is for loners.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth