10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Fold and live to fold again
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."