10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson