10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.