10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"