10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris