10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.