10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• It's Free To Fold...
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery