10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.