10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.