10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003