10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker is for loners.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph