10 Random Poker Quotes

Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
It's Free To Fold...
Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
"I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'