10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.