10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it