10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth