10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson