10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion