10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Welcome to kicker school
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.