10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln