10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts